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Trap and eat the squirrels.

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Taste like chic...er.....turkey. ;)

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For squirrels and other rodents, set up an owl box. Having a friendly raptor settle there will liven up the neighbourhood and put the pests in their place. And once there's a couple, and then owlets, they'll gorge on squirrel meat like there's no tomorrow.

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It's been said a few different ways, but growing your own food is one of the greatest revolutionary acts.

Also, I bet you can keep that kale going at least another month. Especially these days.

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Squirrels and rodents don't like 2 or more cats.

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Epic T-shirt for a Substack entitled Weaponized Immigrant.

My daughter worked on our community farm all summer. Weeding, planting, harvesting, etc. She loved it and I sense she has a newfound appreciation for agriculture. She already has disdain for customers at the farm stand that ask for produce that's not in season.

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And right now, I am planting bulbs of shallots & garlic to come up in the Spring (and just got 40 ginseng rootlets I am going to plant under a maple tree nearby).

One could also plant spring flower bulbs about now- Gives me a reason to live through the winter, regardless of the human based crapstorm...

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Nice carrots! 🥕🥕🥕

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Such a timeline cleanse. Thank you ☺️

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Squirrels are very OCD. Note where they come from, & put tiny bits of widely-scattered food in their path.

If even ONE sunflower seed is anywhere near their path, they HAVE_TO find it. ;P Doesn't matter what bonanza is beyond it, they have to stop. Their sense of smell & sight don't seem to be overly good, but they do have a nose for sunflowers.

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"comes out of the fucking ground!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

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